The Worst Things in Life Come Free To Us.: sydneywholocked: edsheeranslittlebirds: sydneywholocked:...
Friendly reminder that Ed Sheeran tends to carry a condom in his wallet
WHICH IS BAD BC THEN THE LUBE SQUISHES OUT THE SIDE OVER TIME WHICH CAUSES BREAKAGE HE’S GONNA END UP WITH BABY MAMA…
GOOD CALL GIRL GOOD CALL I’LL DO THE SAME I’LL WHISPER IN HIS EAR “NO BABIES AND NO STD’S” AND HE’LL GO HOME AND CRY
EXACTLY MAN WE GOTTA LOOK OUT FOR OUR BOY ED, KEEP HIM DRAMA FREE AND CLEAN DOWN THERE YOU KNOW WHAT I’M SAYING?
PRE-CISE-LY
AIN’T NO ONE EMOTIONALLY PREPARED FOR THE GIFT THAT WILL BE EDWARD CHRISTOPHER SHEERAN’S BABIES
AND STUART AIN’T READY FOR EDWARD TO CALL HIM SCREAMING THAT HIS BALLS ARE ON FIRE LIKE IN NANDO’S SKANK
OMFG SYDNEY HAHAHAHAHAHA AJKSDBHSDBJAS THAT SHIT IS NOT ALLOWED TO HAPPEN NOPE NOT WHILE WE CAN BUY HIM CONDOMS….. WAIT IN NANDOS SKANK HIS TONGUE WAS ON FIRE NOT HIS DAMN BALLS I CAN;’T BREWATHE
WELL I DON’T CARE IF IT’S HIS TONGUE IN NANDO’S SKANK HE’LL BE SINGING ABOUT HIS BALLS OVER AN STD
OMG I’VE CROSSED THE LINE I’M NOT SUPPOSED TO BE A CRAZY MEMBER OF THE FANDOM SYDNEY OUT
DEFINITELY CROSSED A LINE OMFG LOL
YOU’VE BEEN SUCKED IN SYDNEY ADMIT IT
Friendly reminder that Ed Sheeran tends to carry a condom in his wallet
here’s to you sheeran
am i the only one who would rather have his kidi like this post because it is about Ed Sheeran’s penis.
wat someone from the paramore fandom said:
Ed Sheeran he is nobody, not to be rude, but why is he even in this poll
L-O-FUCKING-L!!!!11!!!1
i will do mean things to that person’s face.
THAT’S WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU LET YOUR MOUTH WINNNN
